March Made-upness

It's the 2024 tournament of fake sports teams you've been waiting for:... 

Indoor Cat

It's a lifestyle brand and that lifestyle is coziness. It's sitting in... 

Unwrap My Heart

The Best Selling romance novel about a teenage girl who falls in... 

Just Faux Laughs

The greatest comedy festival to never exist featuring your favorite fictional comedians... 

Art Print Of Your Mom

I created this custom print of your mom. She's instantly recognizable and... 

The Best Podcast Merch Ever

Get merch for my new podcast The Best Thing Ever and help... 

The Wall-Safe Wall Safe

A hidden safe to put behind your art - no tools or... 

Tik Tok Shirts

Merch inspired by my viral videos like the one about indoor cats... 

Bags

MERCH by Alex Falcone

This timeless design lets everybody know, "I am a person who buys... 

Faux Chello - Fake Band Music Festival

The greatest music festival of all time featuring exclusively fake bands from... 

Wall Art

Hang these on your wall to seem really cool! 

Inventions

If I was ever to get on Shark Tank these would be... 

Books

Fine it should just be called book. I only wrote one book.... 

Shirts

Finally something to wear so you can get service at 7-11. 

Home page