Art Print Of Your Mom

I created this custom print of your mom. She's instantly recognizable and... 

Bags

Books

Fine it should just be called book. I only wrote one book.... 

Faux Chello - Fake Band Music Festival

The greatest music festival of all time featuring exclusively fake bands from... 

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Inventions

If I was ever to get on Shark Tank these would be... 

Just Faux Laughs

The greatest comedy festival to never exist featuring your favorite fictional comedians... 

MERCH by Alex Falcone

This timeless design lets everybody know, "I am a person who buys... 

Shirts

Finally something to wear so you can get service at 7-11. 

The Best Podcast Merch Ever

Get merch for my new podcast The Best Thing Ever and help... 

The Wall-Safe Wall Safe

A hidden safe to put behind your art - no tools or... 

Tik Tok Shirts

Merch inspired by my viral videos like the one about indoor cats... 

Wall Art

Hang these on your wall to seem really cool!